Laws of Life

Laws of Life

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

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The Egg

Accident scene

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

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The Moth and the Star

The Moth and the Star

There once was a moth that fell in love with a star.

All his friends and relatives mocked him, told him he was being unrealistic, and urged him to focus his efforts on some local, possible, attainable goal: a streetlamp, a porchlight, a candle or a lantern. Even a chandelier, if he must.

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Did you know?

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    Honey Bees die when they sting

    A honeybee’s stinger is made of two barbed lancets.When the bee stings, it is unable to get the stinger back Read More
  • Words containing 2 consecutive U's

    UU!

    Only six words in the English language contain the letter combination "uu". Read More
  • Marooning by pirates

    Marooning

    Marooning is the action of leaving someone behind deliberatly in an uninhabited area such as an uninhabited island. The word Read More
  • Calculating Pi

    Calculating Pi

    On December 31st, 2009, Fabrice Bellard, a French programmer, calculated pi to a record 2700 billion decimal digits. Read More
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